bill of rights

A mythical document that is said to have been written to limit our government's powers. There is no evidence that it has ever existed.

we could use a bill of rights these days...

by floopdis September 15, 2007

miranda rights

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

by what it do? September 8, 2008

Human rights

The thing people in the Netherlands have way too much of

Eyy you got human rights?
No I’m not Dutch.

by PotatMuffin August 16, 2021

the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)

1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

by K-666 April 16, 2005

squatter's rights

when you "own" an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line.

"can you save my seat?"
"nah man it's up for fair game"
"c'mon...squatter's rights"

by malabrianna December 9, 2013

gun rights

The right that all Americans have, and that all people should have.

Hillary: give me your guns
People: come take them yourself see what happens.

Hillary: gun rights can be regulated!
People: what part of "shall not be infringed upon" don't you understand? MERICA!!

by Haloer July 7, 2017

black rights

Doesn’t exist

“Hey bro did you hear about black rights” “ no what that hell is that”

by Neohitler666 February 1, 2020