A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.
So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
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You should definitely do exactly what I do.
Don’t try and tranquil retreat me, says Jarrod.
You should definitely do exactly what I do.
Don’t try and tranquil retreat me, says Jarrod.
by Neo boy June 4, 2024
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Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023
Get the Balls Deep No Retreat mug.An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023
Get the Poshness retreat mug.The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.
Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”
Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”
Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”
Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
by Gunther Swag April 2, 2024
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by PYR0S March 21, 2024
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