retrat

someone who is stupid, and has no purpose in life except playing Call of Duty A similar word can be "retard"

"You are such a retrat, Sam."
"Sorry that I'm amazing and I already prestiged."

by googlyeyesC December 27, 2009

Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018

retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 21, 2005

refract

When your Mom comes in your room and she be like, clean this place up.

You be refracting, mom!

by incraigulous October 17, 2017

refraction

A reprobate who is a member of a weekly online drinking club who happen to play a FPS game in between gulps of booze.

I saw you couldnt go to work last Thursday as you are a refraction.

by Pizzathehut July 7, 2008

retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

Retractasackaria

If you're a guy and you'v ever taken a dip in a really cold pool, you know exactly what "Retractasackaria" is. For those that need further explanation, your nuts shrivel up like raisins after emerging from cold water. George on Seinfeld referred to it as "shrinkage".

Man that water is cold! If you go in there you'll get retractasackaria!

by Ty Webb May 3, 2004