Got Quirked

The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth

That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.

You got quirked punk.

by Girthy swinger December 29, 2024

Eoin Quirke

An object or individual that is excessively large or fat and constantly complains about there size. Typically the object r person will shadow those that are around it and leach off of them until they eventually snap and have a fit of rage at them. This object or person constantly feels the need to be involved in everything and is apparently a jack of all trades. The stories that are told be said object or person will normally reflect that of a person who has just told a story before them but they will add in extra details that didn't happen just to try be impressive but really it just pushes those around him further away from them. In conclusion nobody likes an object r person that they label as an Eoin Quirke as they an annoying cunt that was sent buly the grace of god as some form of punishment for who only knows what. Once your Eoin find you there is no escape

That table is such an Eoin Quirke(an absolute cunt). It always gets in the way and I constantly stub my toe off of it. No matter how much I try to get rid of it some always puts it back

by Urmawastaken2021Trollface February 27, 2025