Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Queef

A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area

Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.

by Einstein Junior April 18, 2015

Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.

Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.

by SamDev703 June 17, 2011

queedlemorth

an albino black midgit with the abililty to smoke or otherwise inhale with his rear end.

fuck that dudes a queedlemorth... RUN!!!

by godzilla February 15, 2004

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.

Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."

by firestick69 November 21, 2010

Dairy Queef

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'

That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!

by fresh margarita December 6, 2010