Queanbeyan

Located in inland NSW and attached, virus-like, to the side of the ACT it is often known as 'the bigger hole than canberra'. Is called home to many Bruce and Bruce-ette's (factions of theBogan race) who commonly drive souped up Holden Commodores or Ford Falcons (which divides the town into two distinct, fiercely tribal regions). A large portion of the Queanbeyan economy is spent on doing up cheap cars and buying petrol. The Queanbeyan diet includes anything with a significant coating of lard and/or sugar. And they will also drink anything that is fermented, including the Queanbeyan river (a small outlet of 'lake' burley griffin). It is strongly suggested that you not go there unless of course you have an fascination with the mediocre.

'Bruce from Queanbeyan': "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I definitely don't swear... Oh bloody oath! I left my fags at the pub!"

"miles of dry dead grass... the smell of burning petrol... I must be in Queanbeyan"

by Riley2384 May 12, 2006

Quebequack

The annoying sound made by some Québécoise when they attempt to speak their mother tongue. Often reminiscent of the sound made by a duck in distress. Likely to be heard when younger French-Canadian women open their mouth to berate their boyfriends, demand welfare, complain about their menstrual cycle, profess they are natural and don't need makeup (when they do), or simply say anything in their uncomprehensible jargon which is 95% church-related obscenities.
FR: québécoin

Overheard: Colline Julie (quack) tsé là là (quack), mon chum là (quack), ch'u plus capable là (quack) y'é trop cool là (quack) il fait toujours ce que je lui demande là (quack) y'é cool en tabarnak là (quack) quack quack quack quack quack

Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.

by Skietmydeur March 9, 2013

Quebec Challenge

A challenge that is almost irresistible to the challengee, but is so stupid or irresponsible that almost anyone would advise against it.

In reference to Quebec wanting to secede from Canada with no method of supporting themselves

Quebec Challenge: Run across the tracks right as the train is coming

by CowWithAMustacheAndGlasses June 2, 2019

Shawville Quebec

Shawville Quebec is a small town. It is full of douchebags, crackwhores, and plain old Backstabbaing bitches.

Shawville Quebec - aka Shitville.

by SomeoneWhoLivesThere July 15, 2011

Quebexico

Describes the state of education, health care and highways in the french-canadian province of Quebec. More like Mexico than the rest of North America (except maybe Mississippi).

Don't eat bad poutine at Tremblant or you might spend time in a Quebexico hospital.

by Reggie Live December 13, 2008

Quebec

First off, they are not a snobby province. When you look at an entire population, you notice that not everyone is the same. Not everyone wants the same things. BLOQ party won't ever win, because the things they propose are dumb and idiotic. Quebec law states that a sign must at least have French in it, as they are a bilingual province. They are not saying "Lets only have French in our signs." They do not hate English speaking people. Some will. So what? Why give a flying fuck what they think? Some English speaking people hate French speaking people and it's ridiculous. There will always be haters, doesnt mean they have a good readon to do so. We are not all about Strip Clubs and beer and hockey. Like any province, we have culture and a history behind our existance. When you generalize a province or a state, saying that all it's people are this way and that, you are doing what you critize them for doing to you.

Just be equals. Do not generalize.

Quebec is a province where not everyone thinks the same. Just like any state or city or any place in the world.

Will the world just grow up and stop being pompous hating bastards and love eachother already?

by MeowWoof July 28, 2009

Quebec

When people are trying to find things to talk shit about Canada, everything they find comes from fucking Quebec.

Quebec is fucking retarded.

by Tyrone the black June 6, 2018