The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 07, 2013
One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!
by chicacaramela April 02, 2009
often seen as TAP, slang for "love you but fuck you." Most commonly attributed to friends and co-workers.
by mcmathews November 04, 2016
by Samysuper14 May 22, 2017
THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
Puto rican a Puerto Rican that brags about being the hardest worker on site. Typically has a shit don’t stink attitude. Extremely entitled. Puto ricans will pretend to work infront of bosses. Puto ricans pretend to fit in with Mexicans but are often hated more than white people. Puto ricans are extremely lazy and expect everyone else to carry the work load. Puto ricans can be found at the end of the bosses dick . You may often find one in the break room or other locations with chairs.
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024