Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!

"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"

by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017

Silent purge

When one shits/pisses/vomits out of fear, but as quietly as possible so the enemy is not alerted.

'I'm so scared I think I'm about to shit myself' 'ok, but make sure it's a silent purge!'

by Odddjob April 21, 2020

lil purge

Sloppy ass diarreah

Bruh I just went to the toilet to take a small poop but I then just went lil purge on my toilet!

by Realist4678 August 11, 2017

Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly

I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!

by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022

purge party

n. a type of party where people drink until the purge. there is a requirement that you drink until you puke at least once at the purge party. It isnt a bulimic thing, its more of a bonding experience between friends.

Marsha- "Hey Shirley, are you gonna go to the purge party tonight?
Shirley- "Hell no that doesnt sound fun at all"
Marsha- "Binge drunk you fuckin cunt"

by mistahxstealyourgirl February 24, 2011

purg

Person of Unrestricted Growth - the opposite of porg

Me - am 6'3"
or ne one over 6' and has porg friends

by Adam Taylor March 11, 2005