punami

Slang term for what hot Asian girls call their own vagina while talking dirty during sex. Similar to the use of the word "pussy".

Enter big dick in my punami- oh yeah, me love you long time.

by JWR III December 28, 2005

Punishment light

A traffic light that stays red much longer than necessary, keeping you from wherever you have to go and making it seem that the light's sole purpose is to make you miserable

A: "Hey where you at, man? This party is f***ing awesome!"

B: "I'm stuck at the punishment light on Main."

A: "Oh, bummer. See you tomorrow then."

B: "FML"

by robertyourmothersbrother October 10, 2011

Punieta

1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.

1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!

by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011

punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

by mvolfman July 25, 2011

Cryme & Punishment

a situation where a man having sex with another man in the anus goes through emotional sequences of intense pleasure and crying despair because they immensely enjoy the act, but at the same time have feelings of shame and guilt

Man, when Emelio was butt ramming that young man he was crying and laughing at the same time. It was a definite case of Cryme & Punishment!

by Jameson Dillon June 23, 2007

porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013