prose

Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
2. Commonplace expression or quality.
3. Roman Catholic Church. A hymn of irregular meter sung before the Gospel.

by Linda June 16, 2003

facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."

by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009

Physical Prowess

Physical prowess is being exceptionally skilled in physical matters. Being good at Walking, dancing, being beautiful, and most movements, would be considered physical prowess.

Miss America's physical prowess gave her the underhand at winning the pageant.

by BluQueen October 2, 2018

prosequence

the same as a consequence, but in a good way instead

(brian): hey man, do you know the consequences of going home with her tonight?

(phil): hell yeah! but the prosequences is what i'm thinking about!

by dazm8 August 7, 2009

Prosetry

Prose so full of poetic language, it's not really prose, more a mix of the two.

I tried writing a piece of prose, but it turned out more of prosetry.

by DelAnt September 20, 2009

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 1, 2018

Ashburn Prowler

The predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb Ashburn.

"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"

by K. Schulten March 14, 2009