When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011
A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.
White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.
by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010
by GCH October 10, 2005
a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.
Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
by Dr Jean O'Side November 25, 2019
A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
by Snapple Yoni March 4, 2007
by Mellymagic October 30, 2020
by Mellymagic October 30, 2020