by Spongebob° May 02, 2009
Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?
by TheEditingMan April 09, 2009
by MineIgga March 29, 2015
Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
by ~:^) April 10, 2014
by Fanchero May 14, 2009
A woman (or occasionally man) who started out looking for love, gave up on love after being used too often and now lets people sleep with her/him for money and or other "favors", sometimes gains feelings of empowerment from this (though usually not - there's always some hotter b**** trying to hate on or disrespect), and can still manage to hold up his/her head because they've seen how low humanity can sink. After all, it takes two to tangle, and a prostitute's seen more than two...
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
by Soda1234 February 08, 2009
by Godfather September 01, 2004