Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

prositution recruiter

a person that works for a call girl agency,legal brothal,pimp ect. that goes to different parts of the contury trying to recruit women that are likely to make good prostitutes.

John is a prositution recruiter.

by Deep blue 2012 October 24, 2009

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Prostitition

A petition supporting prostitution.

Did you sign the new prostitition yet?

by Alex Way May 23, 2008

Prostitution

Prostitution a woman's nature. For those of you not familiar with human nature, men have the disposition to sleep with as many ATTRACTIVE women as possible so as to spread their seed while protecting and providing for the women and children they spawned. Women, on the other hand, due to our biological disposition to have children, naturally seek support. To keep the species going, men go after attractive women since attractiveness is a sign of good health. Women, due to the fact that we have kids, go after men who either have financially stable or affluent jobs. Basically, what it boils down to is that men want ass and women want cash. The women who call it exploitation are actually defying the feminist movement since feminism was a response against men dictating what women should do with their bodies based on the concept of “protecting them from exploitation.” Thus the feminazis are really the oppressors of women by holding us to double standards based on THEIR man hating morals and principles.

By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!

John (at a bar) -"How about some ass?"

Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"

John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"

Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"

by Raven N M October 22, 2009