Prospectors delight

When you find some old weed hidden in your room when you're all out.

Hey dude you wanna come over and smoke some prospectors delight i just found it's looking kinda old and raunchy but it will get us there! "Yea man I've been out all day be there soon peace. ", I see ya soon peace.

by Chance gman November 25, 2013

Prospecting

Taking interest in a person who doesn't meet your weight standards now, but has the chance to in the future.

Billy: I didn't know you were into heavier girls
Jesse: Yeah im just prospecting for now, she might get motivated and turn out fit one day.

*Jesse flirting with a bigger woman*
Billy: dude what is Jesse you doing? He must be drunk he would never.
Frank: He's prospecting man, it's all about the long game.

by Louride May 18, 2022

Prospectacular

An optimal measure of prospectious ultimati chosen in a multi prospectable scenario

I had a prospectacular day!

What's that mean? Like you struck gold?
No bitch!, it was a prospexually active day
And I might have fuckin struck gold!

by - My Neo Bidnis December 6, 2022

Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.

“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector”
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”

by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023

prospecter

Da creepily-luminous "ethereal essence" of a passed-on valuable-minerals seeker.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", The Boys mistakenly give da mining-rights deed to da shameless opportunistic wife of da in-keeper ("Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger!" --- Laurel), rather than da deceased claim-owner's daughter... no "prospecter" is ever observed in da movie, but if da ghost of said paternal benefactor had indeed been witness to said horrendous deception, he'd likely have been "turning over in his grave"!

by QuacksO August 18, 2024

Prospecting

The act of prospecting involves when someone eats some corn then shits into a shifter to "pan for gold" by separating the golden nuggets of corn from their poop. They then eat the corn and repeat this process as many times as possible in search of an enternal kernel.

I really hate when I walk in on my dad prospecting in the bathroom.

by ProspectingProspector January 10, 2026

Lost Prospector

When you are fingering a girl with your index, middle, and ring finger together while having your pinky finger spread apart from your other fingers downwards. The pinky finger is the lost prospector

last night jane and i got intimate, So gave her the secret weapon, The lost prospector

by mwuahaha January 1, 2009