promise 😊

a lie

“promise 😊”

by louist91 November 24, 2021

prosecco

The drink of choice for every young to middle aged basic white girl

Guy A: I want some alcohol
Girl B: Let's get prosecco
Guy A: I think I'll stick with beer

by We_Talkin_Bout_PRACTICE June 7, 2017

junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

Pinky Promise

The most sacred, serious, vowel anyone can ever swear to. If broken, you must suffer some serious consequences. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. Remember the code!

Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"

Ashley told me that she pulled the fire alarm. I made a pinky promise to her saying I wouldn't tell a soul.

by lavenderlavy December 25, 2009

Promise

Something that you can't break. Ever.

"Promise?" - Finn
"Promise." - Eleven

by Mike Byers October 7, 2016

promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"

by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011