Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

Programmer

noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.

See also: wizard, magician

Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer

by DTheIcyDragon January 6, 2024

Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021

Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.

You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.

by A Common Programmer November 25, 2021

lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022