1. There is always 'later'.
2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
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2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
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You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
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LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!
Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
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