procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

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Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.

I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead

by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011

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procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom

At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating

by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015

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Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.

I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.

by JackAceJack October 9, 2016

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