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"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
by Nick D November 9, 2005
Get the Judas Priest mug.1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.
2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.
2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.
1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"
"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."
2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"
(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)
Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"
(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)
Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"
"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."
2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"
(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)
Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"
(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)
Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"
by MagickDio May 20, 2010
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by filipino phil September 27, 2010
Get the catholic priest mug.Also known as the Douchebuggy, the Prius is the Batmobile for douches, dumbasses, and bad drivers.
Every person behind the wheel of a Prius/Douchebuggy is either
A) A douche
B) A bad driver
C) An idiot with no common sense
D) All of the above
Many Prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant "I Am A Douche" sign one drives everywhere.
If you ever think of buying a Prius, you are either not thinking or want to find another way to be a douche.
Every person behind the wheel of a Prius/Douchebuggy is either
A) A douche
B) A bad driver
C) An idiot with no common sense
D) All of the above
Many Prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant "I Am A Douche" sign one drives everywhere.
If you ever think of buying a Prius, you are either not thinking or want to find another way to be a douche.
Person A: Did you see that asshole on his Bluetooth headset being rude to everyone at Starbucks leaving his car parked in 2 spaces like a total dick? Why would someone do that?
Person B: Well, did you see he was driving a Prius?
Person A: Oh... Well that explains everything.
Person B: Well, did you see he was driving a Prius?
Person A: Oh... Well that explains everything.
by MikeylHunt October 22, 2013
Get the Prius mug.Any driver who becomes oblivious to others (in all senses), and oblivious to other externalities such as speed limits, lane drifting, oncoming traffic, pedestrians, bicyclists, traffic signals, parallel parking, parking within the lines in a parking lot, backing up, and most often four-way intersection.
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers. For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.
Priusing is often the result of a misguided sense of what is right and good for the world.
The driver brought to the point of Priusing has typically led a life of floundering hope and preaching convenient yet incomplete concepts of ancient teachings. They can often be seen basking in their own self glory, to busy to realized their impact on others.
A driver that is in the act of Priusing would never realize they were hindering the mobility needs of other drivers. For example, a person Priusing would drive noticeably slower in the fast lane on the freeways. If confronted with that fact, they would curiously deny that act and say something like, whats the hurry anyway? Priusing is further illustrated by an astonishing lack of understanding of how labor intensive the very progress that the Priusing driver condemns, yet enjoys. These driver are most often found driving a Prius and are routinely poorly dressed.
Why are we going so slow?
The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.
Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?
That driver was Priusing.
The guy up ahead is totally Priusing.
Why did two cars go throught the four-way intersection?
That driver was Priusing.
by Stinky Observer June 10, 2013
Get the Priusing mug.A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
by xctx February 26, 2009
Get the Sneeze Priest mug.Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.
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