The Preems

A good strain of pot that is skunky, tastes good, and gets you higher than most other strains.

Example 1: I just grabbed..it's the preems!

Example 2: You gots..oh yeah..the preems!

by Northern Lights April 17, 2005

Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Peef

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."

by Dinkmers April 12, 2009

Preemo

A nickname for the hip hop producer: "DJ Premier"

"Damn son, u heard Preemo on dis new Evidence track??"

by supwitchamoms September 22, 2011

Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

preekaza

A jinx joner hard luck person who can't get nothing right for shit.
Just uh low life person.
Pure Raygan Human being.

GeblerLA is such a preekaza delow gadoe.
Che preekaza broad she ate my chips.
Kos mogo kod peevleeo cos your preekaza sah lovay mongun-mondod
This town is so preekaza i wanna leave devla

by CaliBrehh December 2, 2014