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booby prize

A prize given as a joke to the last-place winner of a race or competition. Sometimes jokingly coveted as an object of pride.
Brandon can't sing. He won the booby prize at the school talent show two years in a row. He has the trophies displayed on his shelf.
by SoCalMom June 9, 2016
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bitch prize

A bad thing happening to those who play dirty games (cheating).
Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.
by Bookwyrm7 January 22, 2019
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consolation prize

A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
by your back up December 9, 2008
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praire doggin'

praire doggin' is when a turd is coming out of its hole (anus) and then goes back in.
Man I need to find a shitter, I'm praire doggin' like a mofo!
by whateva November 21, 2004
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praise break

After finishing that difficult homework problem, you sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow" while people look at you strangely.
Sally: Finally finished that chemistry problem, Praise Break!
All: Praise, God from Whom All Blessings Flow....
by BabyGirl777 January 21, 2013
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Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
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Cash and Prizes

The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).

A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
Paul anguished over his divorce, but Heather got Cash and Prizes!
by goodwin88 February 10, 2017
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