pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.

Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.

by Danielle January 5, 2005

un-pretzel

The undoing of a large software development project. Generally involves removing half the code from a 6-12 month project over the course of a few weeks, making sure to send the commits to the original engineers who worked on it along with a virtual gift of a "pretzel stick".

Original Engineer: Dude, just finished this project. Took like 8 months of slaving 90 hour weeks.
Other Engineer: Damn, its done though, time for ??? then profit!
---2 months pass---
Other Engineer: Hey you want an un-pretzel?
Original Engineer: What's that?
Other Engineer: All the code I deleted that you wrote.
Original Engineer: :((((((((((((((((((((((((

by Snyder's November 2, 2009

pretzle maker

The act of putting a girls feet behind her head while in the act of having sex thus she resembles a large pretzle.yoga

Alan: hey, did you hit that last night?
Wes :hell yeh I had that bitch folded up like a big pretzle!
wes: thats why they call me the pretzle maker!

by big WES January 28, 2005

pretzel

a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.

He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!

by blaarg July 18, 2007

un-pretzel

when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts

You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.

Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.

by calaburrito July 8, 2009

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

pretzel chest

when you eat too many pretzels in a row without drinking anything and it feels like you can’t breathe. feels like you need water or you will die.

“What’s wrong?”

“I ate too many pretzels and now I have pretzel chest! I need water!”

by pavilliondv January 7, 2021