postcount++;

a version of +1 used by elite C++ programmers

hey this post sucks
postcount++;
haha now my postcount is 20,000,000!

by geekzilla August 11, 2003

postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

by First.Last January 30, 2017

postcognitive

Knowledge which arrives after it might have. Seeing something clearly, once it has passed. Understanding everything just a bit too late.

The opposite of precognitive.

He knew the answer he should have given in the job interview, saw why Dianah had left him for the plumber, understood that the X-Ray Specs ad was probably bogus, and as always, his understanding was postcognitive.

by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020

Postcontentinosis

The feeling one gets when doing homework late night, and finishes their work finally to be able to go to sleep- staying up past your bed time to cram an assignment in that is do the next morning at the beginning of class or by the specific online submission time, wondering if you should just give up or keep going- the longer you stay awake to finish your work the harder it becomes to focus on what the assignment is asking you to do and keeping your eyes open- It happens a lot around the time of holidays, playing catch-up because of events, and also around finals; especially those who put party before smarty- Can cause insufficient/rushed work, sleep depravity, and lack of interest in throughout the day due to being tired- Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors, and even adults have all had Postcontentinosis; every person has at least done this one in their lifetime.

I felt postcontentinosis after finishing the last problem on my math homework.

by the_a_effect October 3, 2017

Post Con Syndrome

Also known as PCS, Post Con Syndrome is self explanatory. Basically it's the feeling you get after any con (E.x: Anime con, Comic con, etc) that's like the hype you had during the con. Sometimes it can last for days, weeks, even months.

Ugh, Kumoricon was so fun, I have Post Con Syndrome from it. And I love it.

by cactus5390 September 5, 2016

postcode snob

Someone's who judges others on there postcode!

I would never move out of ls26

Get a grip your such a postcode snob!

by Smash0101 July 2, 2016

Postbone

To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute

Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!

by Scarey71 November 29, 2017