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post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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post nut transcendence

“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut
by PostNutTranscendence June 22, 2023
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Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
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Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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