Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.

-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

by Juan Angel July 30, 2007

porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.

That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.

by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009

Portlingus

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

Portarlington Miniature Railway

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022