Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

brazilian portugese

A clear form of Portugese. Portugese from Portugal sound like Russian, spiting food, and a lisp. Brazilain Portugese is acutaly closer to the original Portugese than Portugese from Portugal.

"I took a course for Brazilian Portugese."

by carioca February 15, 2007

Portugese Whoopsadaisey

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she breaks wind.

I was going down on this girl she came so hard she gave me a Portugese Whoopsadaisey

by Mr Horrific October 18, 2012

porntage

n. A montage of pornography.
ety. Blend of "porn" and "montage".

I used my split-screen computer to watch a porntage last night. It was intense.

by Oz Etzion March 5, 2006

portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Portagutter

How South Australians generally pronounce the name of the city of Port Augusta. It apparently started with Aboriginal people not being able to pronounce the name correctly.

"Hey brudda, you from Portagutter or Adelaide?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005