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Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"
"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"
by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018
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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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batterie pour portable

Remplacement de cbatterie.com fabriqués à partir de haute qualité Li-ion , Quoique notre batterie ne soit pas l'original, il est fabriqués pour satisfaire ou dépasser les spécifications du fabricant de marque d'origine, vous pouvez être assuré d'acheter .
En Ligne Vente De haute qualité batterie pour portable, Batterie pour ordinateur portable , Batterie/Chargeur/Adaptateur/Alimentation laptop, prix bas, 30% de réduction,Remboursement de 30 jours, 2 ans de garantie.
by cbatterie May 8, 2013
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Portable night

Used in the zombies 4, portable night must be said in an Australia accent. Portable night refers to sunglasses
Yo can I borrow your PORTABLE NIGHT!!!!🕶️🕶️🌃⚡️
by Jacktrade August 27, 2025
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