porntition

A division of a hard disk created to conceal your porn and porn activities from others, especially those who wouldn't approve such as a wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

Dave created a porntition so his wife wouldn't find out about his massive porn addiction.

by Neb Smada March 20, 2016

portraytion

to portray, portraying

It’s a perfect portraytion if my relationship.

by tori's bff May 4, 2018

Porncrastination

When you log on to your device intending to get some work done but have a crafty wank instead.

Me: How's the project going Tim?
Tim: Slowly for some reason.
Me: Too much porncrastination} so Tim

or
Me: Have you a creak in your neck John?
John: Yeah, I was doing homework but ended up porncrastinating, and now I can't turn around.

by Noutsidea June 14, 2018

porntmanteau

A "wet 'n' juicy" Urban-Dictionary entry that combines portions of two or more shorter words.

Good examples of clever porntmanteau words are "sargasm" and "suckcess"

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Pornbait

When you see pornography you like but seems to be something totally different

Baiter: Aye man you see them titties?

Dude: Yeah they big and fluffy
*Baiter strolls to face*
Dude: Bruh, this a dude!
Baiter: And you just got pornbaited

by whxtespace April 22, 2019

Pornbait

When you see pornography you like but seems to be something totally different

Baiter: Aye man you see them titties?

Dude: Yeah they big and fluffy
*Baiter strolls to face*
Dude: Bruh, this a dude!
Baiter: And you just got pornbaited

by whxtespace April 22, 2019

potraitor

Someone who is not only a traitor, but they are basically a mental vegetable.

‘Brandon is a potraitor.”

by SaintMaybe April 1, 2022