porkenflyer

a term used for a ham being flung accross a room by your uncle as he tries to slice it with an electric turkey saw.

"get that ham outa my face! that a freaking porkenflyer"

by lisaxx552211 October 25, 2007

portengren

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 16, 2008

Porgans

When an IS Manager is incapable of utilizing Spell Check ro properly spell Programs.

Example: The porgans at the IPC Building are well built.

by Wouldn'tYouLike_2_Know December 21, 2008

porten

Comb. Soc. Netw. portal

Multiple Sites are porten to Hotchatsum12love.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

pergens

short form for persian genitals.

liby just grabbed someones pergens.

by andTHOSEshanks September 29, 2010

Poogensquash

to stand upright, while playing the Fiddle upside down, and drinking a beer at the same time while crossing both your big toes.

Jarome: "i was poogensquash-ing at the club last night, did you see me?"

Eric: "no i was watching this hot chick poogensquash all night long"

Jarome: "dude, thats not cool"

by Poogensquash Master October 29, 2010

Porging

To cum loudly in an annoying fashion.

OMG, he's porging.

by Lazarus31415 May 4, 2018