poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008

POOTA

ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Poptart Love

The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.

The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.

by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009

Mongolian Poptart

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

by TheRealCK August 10, 2010

Poopta Gupta

After defecating and then showering, the resulting goop in the perineum area.

"Damn, after I shat and showered I had a bad case of poopta gupta. I'm gonna go tell Samantha about it."

by Jason Schwartzman March 1, 2008

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009