Poopshmere

Shmere of thè poop

Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs

by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.

I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.

by RBC July 26, 2005

Spooky Poops

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

by sausagegirl420 November 30, 2011

poposhopped

the act of creating false, incriminating evidence by the police

"Dude, did you hear Greg got busted for possession?"
"No way man! I thought he quit years ago!"
"He did, the police poposhopped the crack after they arrested him"

by NeLsoNick December 15, 2008

Poopschlager

A synonym for fuckery. It can be used in any context, really.

"That kind of poopschlagery is uncalled for"
"He's a fuckin' poopschlager, man"

by Shoeb Ahmed September 27, 2008

poopshark

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

poopshift

When you have poop stuck, thus requiring you to shift you position to release it.

"Dude, my poop is stuck, what should I do?"
"Just do a poopshift"
"Awesome! It worked".

by Asianpersuasion November 17, 2014