Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014

robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.

haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!

by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014

Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

Pilly Pooner

A name for a girl’s vagina; primarily younger white girls’s vagina

A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!

by Leonfilms235 November 15, 2020

Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

by DICK burn January 30, 2017

poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018