When two bodily functions happen at the exact same time. The excrement of fesses from the anus, while ejaculation of seamen comes out of the penis....creating a poogasim.
That bitch had a poogasim, for real ok.
by EFASTING October 10, 2009
Get the Poogasim mug.Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':
This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)
Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)
Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)
There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.
Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)
Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.
* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)
Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)
There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.
Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)
Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.
* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
by L-Stop January 13, 2011
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Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.
Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.
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by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021
Get the POOGERS mug.A person who is tall, blonde and overly obnoxious, but definitely someone who can make you laugh. They LOVE COKE and do it in the morning and before bed. Plus a great plug when you need drugs- mostly coke but also meth (can be found eating garbage in an alley).
Guy 1: Have you met pooghan?
Guy 2: Hey yeah! That’s my cocaine plug, we met when I heard munching in an alleyway.
Guy 2: Hey yeah! That’s my cocaine plug, we met when I heard munching in an alleyway.
by axoscope January 19, 2022
Get the pooghan mug.A person, often a viewer of the interactive streaming website Twitch.tv, who repeatedly posts the same string of text in the community text box, an act referred to as 'spamming chat'. Oftentimes, content of the text string will contain only a single word such as pogchamp or jogger, hence the derivation.
Chuckford: "I watched an ASMR stream last night on Twitch."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
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