when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.
Verb; Pontoonereee
Verb; Pontoonereee
Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective
What is this pontoonereee. Verb
Pon. Singular
What is this pontoonereee. Verb
Pon. Singular
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Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.
Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)
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"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
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"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
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Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
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