Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

Penis Cancer

Penis Cancer is cancer for penis

Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(

by Woozerd September 6, 2019

excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

by tal nska January 7, 2016

Study For the Penis Test

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

super penis

an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.

"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.

by herotext February 4, 2007

Pepper Jack Penis

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

by Richard Queso November 29, 2012