Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021

The Lincolnshire Poacher

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.

Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.

by ChewieTheHusky June 4, 2022

Poacher

One who takes a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator. See poach.

Raymond is a ruthless poacher, I've caught him twice eating my lunch at his desk.

by Frozen June 18, 2003

poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

poached eggs

When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.

by jbone80 October 10, 2008

poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004