Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

pikesh

A cool, tranquil and seren behaving creature. It is used as an synonym for a Cool Cat with a zen like behavior.

Pikesh originates from Piz Kesch, a mountain in Switzerland.

The shape and location of the mountain inspires serenity and tranquility. The name of the mountain is used by natives for a long time to classify someone as standing above the world.

His advise is pikesh - non material advise.
You act pikesh - you are acting cool.
He is a pikesh friend - a 'cool dude'
Are you pikeshing again - are you just enjoying life.

by Adi Luz January 15, 2007

ma se poes

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!

Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.

Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.

by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008

Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010