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Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
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poisonous asshole

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!
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poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.
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Vagina Poisoning

The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:

ROMEO

Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.

BENVOLIO

sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
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get that poison out

a. removing toxins, either bad thoughts or chemicals, out of oneself, or out of one's imdedate location.

b. cuming euphoricly; climaxing
a. Dan, get that poison out and think positive.

b. Raven, get that poison out.
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Electron poisoning

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.
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Party Poison

the most gnc whore ever played by gerard way.
"i want to steal party poison's gender"
"screw gender i want whatever party poison has"
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