A man who is not necessarily gay outside of prison but engages in homosexual acts in prison as the giver (i.e the pitcher) instead of the receiver (i.e. the catcher). Prison straight is a form "justified" homosexuality.
Dude, Tarig is married but he got drunk last night and slipped Dave his hot salame. He's not gay but he's definitely prison straight because he was the pitcher.
by Kramm January 4, 2008
Get the prison straight mug.When you take a particularly large, and thus painful, shit. A shit that gives you the feeling of a gaping wide asshole and/or a rip in it or the passageway leading to it, and also would give you trouble walking straight for a while. Similar to the feeling you would get whilst getting fucked up the ass by a big black dick in prison. Essentially, a shit that is equal to the size of a black dick.
I had some of George's awesome homemade chili that his mom made for him, the one with mystery meat. Not a good idea, I ended up having to take a prison shit.
by Dr Grammar October 15, 2010
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Male-on-male anal sex in which the top stands up and the bottom bends over, usually grabbing his ankles, his butt to top's junk. This is considered the fastest and easiest way for top to pentrate and fuck to orgasm, if not the most esthetically pleasing. Out of prison, the bottom can be female or male.
Indeed, "prison sex" is often the preferred method of sex in prison, where quickies are key. It is not to be confused with conjugal visits, which imply no particular sexual positioning between partners.
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Indeed, "prison sex" is often the preferred method of sex in prison, where quickies are key. It is not to be confused with conjugal visits, which imply no particular sexual positioning between partners.
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"Whaddaya mean, Joe's too tall for you? Have him bend over and grab his ankles -- you've never heard of prison sex?"
"I like to look my fuckee in the face, Dude. Prison sex to me is all about efficiency and nothing about romance."
"Believe me, if you both want it bad enough, you'll find a way . . . maybe several different ways."
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"I like to look my fuckee in the face, Dude. Prison sex to me is all about efficiency and nothing about romance."
"Believe me, if you both want it bad enough, you'll find a way . . . maybe several different ways."
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by al-in-chgo May 20, 2010
Get the prison sex mug.A condition caused when your hottest co-worker appears to be much more attractive than she actually is - but only in an office setting. Sitting at her cubicle under the aritificial lighting she appears to be a 9, but out at a bar she bears a closer resemblance to grimace. Because you are a pod you eventually shag her, leading to uncomfortable staff meetings and mutual regret.
"Went to happy hour with co-workers and defiled the front desk girl; it was a total prison syndrome shag."
"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."
"At the last marketing conference I got blasted and harpooned my assistant. Damn prison syndrome - now I have to fire her before my wife finds out that I speared a carp."
by DirtyDfromDownUnder December 9, 2008
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by Deezmemes July 31, 2021
Get the Prison Sex mug.Mock clandestine stabbing motion, assumedly what one would use while in prison to wound another inmate.
by jank June 30, 2003
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