Produce

Vegetables, fruits, etc. sold in a grocery store.

Boy: Where can i find tomatoes?
Grocery Clerk: In the produce section.

by emmccarty December 23, 2007

producer

One of the most abused and misused terms in the music industry. Every wanna be douche bag who buys an MPC or gets (and by gets I mean pirates) a copy of Propellerheads Reason Software (which is often ignorantly called Reasonz) to make beats thinks that they are a producer. Most of these ass hats don't even deserve to call themselves musicians.

Yo I'm gonna git me da MPC so I can be a producer yo!

No, Dr Dre is a producer; Brendan O'Brien is a producer; you are a no talent ass clown.

by The1andonly January 13, 2008

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

poduck

1. The Backwoods. Way out in a rural area. Where hillybillys, rednecks, and mountain men dwell.

2. Belonging to a class of white trash. Being from the country, or an extremely rural area.

3. Portraying ones self as a mountain man, hill billy, or redneck.

1. That bitch lives out in poduck Texas man...

2. That guy from Georgia scares me, he's poduck.

3. Billy sure is acting poduck today, he didnt even comb his hair.

by Drew Dog April 20, 2004

Line Producer

A guy who produces coke lines for big shot actors

wheres my line producer im on in 5 mins

by Cman waters November 5, 2005

produce porn

When you find the only dick you can get, is in the produce section, and you post it on YouTube.

Have you seen mr. Produces stash of produce porn he watches at work?

by Valcanictits August 1, 2016

podcest

When a college pod ends up trading sleeping partners within the pod community. For example, one guy within the pod sleeps with two or more people within that same pod in which he lives.

Becky: Did you hear what happened upstairs last night?
Lily: Yeah, that was a whole new level of podcest.

by not sharkisha August 22, 2017