Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 09, 2022
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Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister. Demi kept her hidden in her attack for years but was able to escape. She was first seen some nights ago.
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hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT
by jenny nimmo August 27, 2005
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A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex
A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."
by Matilda Bbl December 05, 2014
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1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003
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Poot

a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.
Jarod this campus is full of poot.

You are a poot stain.
by Mikey Peck September 16, 2003
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Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
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