pancake platter

When a woman squishes her breasts between two large plates.

I showed Chris my pancake platter last night. He enjoyed it, but man, did it hurt.

by Bob Bob BobBob Bluemoon October 20, 2013

roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption

Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby

by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

combo platter

This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.

Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.

by Beagle Bagel July 19, 2010

Sushi Platter

When a Asian girl has a huge rack.

I was getting my nails done and a girl working there had a Sushi Platter.

by Yellow Fever ;) April 25, 2020

poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation

"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"

by cericratman August 28, 2011

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004