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squat four plates

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
by Einstein9073 January 8, 2013
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Get The Plates

What the Bigheads do before "mating", from the show "Rocko's Modern Life"
by Dagon April 18, 2005
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Star platinum: made in heaven

The act of moving so fast that destroy time and space structure and reset the universe
Person 1: i am a gay priest
Person 2: Star platinum: made in heaven
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Plaisted

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 2, 2010
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platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.
Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011
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Patisiotaki

A term used by the best in order to define someone's lack of good manners.
"You fucking patisiotaki beware of what you say!"
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platinum torrent

A bittorrent torrent consisting of over 9000 active seeders. Double platinum means over 18k seeders, triple platinum means over 27k, and so on, ad infinitum.
- Man! The latest Big Bang Theory episode is already triple platinum!
- Really? It's only been out there for like three hours. I thought it wouldn't be a platinum torrent yet.
by WoodySaget June 10, 2011
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