i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder September 8, 2008

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016