hello pity

A vicious and unappealing person who attempts to front as a cute little victim. See banrai, barnai

My comment only said "Hi," but Hello Pity reported me for harrassment.

by Tyrian March 16, 2005

pity peck

When you give a guy a quick kiss so he doesn't feel bad about himself.

I gave John a pity peck. I didn't want him to feel insecure about himself,

by Otterpals January 15, 2016

Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 23, 2018

Pity Spitty

When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.

Edison laughed when Ryan was describing what he hadn't eealised was a pity spitty

by Jedly2311 February 02, 2015

pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.

Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.

by Marauder12 March 01, 2015

Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.

“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad”

by Galaxyzone22604 April 11, 2018