pattish

To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.

George: Yo people ate all my food and stuff

Rob: That's pretty pattish

by George Burnett March 10, 2007

petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Patting

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.

"He was up till the early hours patting"

by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

Patti

Patti is someone who can appear to be quiet at first meet, but later if you get to know her she will turn out to be one of the greatest friends you'll ever have. She is funny and kind and really helpful! Sometimes too helpful...she loves to read and is very smart and most likely well-spoken. She is a pro at math and english and is a great tutor! Take some time to get to know her and you won't regret it! She is beautiful in a modely way, with a long body and pretty hair. When she REALLY laughs you can't help but laugh too.

-Who's the new girl?
-Oh, that's Patti.
-She looks so awkward...
-Yeah but wait til you get to know her! She's the best!

by gioa November 14, 2011

petticoated

Boys or men are petticoated or forced to wear hair bows, panties, petticoats, or other frilly or sissy clothing as a disciplinary measure.

When he continued flipping up girls' skirts at school in spite of being disciplined by the principal, it was recommended he be petticoated at home until he learned to behave.

by Garielle June 29, 2006