Pity Friend

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.
I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.
by NeonPsycho September 09, 2019
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hello pity

A vicious and unappealing person who attempts to front as a cute little victim. See banrai, barnai
My comment only said "Hi," but Hello Pity reported me for harrassment.
by Tyrian March 16, 2005
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pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.
Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.
by Marauder12 March 01, 2015
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Piti-like

When you like a post on Facebook because you feel bad for the person because they are unpopular and no one ever likes or comments their posts.
Person A: Poor Hilda, it's like no one even knows she's there.
Person B: Yeah, I know right? I felt so bad for her I piti-liked a few of her posts.
by mema118 November 12, 2010
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Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.
“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad
by Galaxyzone22604 April 11, 2018
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slut pity

This is the ambivalent cousin of slut shaming. Slut pitying occurs when people assume that a slut is only a slut because of insecurity, conforming to sexist standards, daddy issues, and the like. Slut pity assumes that a slut isn't a slut out of personal choice, personal discovery, or self-empowerment. Slut pity is generally a knee-jerk reaction and often comes from good intentions, though sometimes not.
Person 1: Trisha sleeps around a lot, she must be insecure.

Person 2: That's slut pity, which is quite judgmental. Maybe she just likes having a good time and is totally fine with herself.
by shannaro-bumblebee April 26, 2017
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Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her
by kjlhgasdf October 23, 2018
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