Pity Friend

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.

I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.

by NeonPsycho September 8, 2019

hello pity

A vicious and unappealing person who attempts to front as a cute little victim. See banrai, barnai

My comment only said "Hi," but Hello Pity reported me for harrassment.

by Tyrian March 16, 2005

pity peck

When you give a guy a quick kiss so he doesn't feel bad about himself.

I gave John a pity peck. I didn't want him to feel insecure about himself,

by Otterpals April 26, 2016

Pity Crush

A crush you have when you hear about something bad for a person, and you start to develop feelings because you feel bad and care about them.

“You just have a pity crush on Jake because you heard about his dad”

by Galaxyzone22604 May 24, 2018

pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.

Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.

by Marauder12 February 28, 2015

Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

Piti-like

When you like a post on Facebook because you feel bad for the person because they are unpopular and no one ever likes or comments their posts.

Person A: Poor Hilda, it's like no one even knows she's there.
Person B: Yeah, I know right? I felt so bad for her I piti-liked a few of her posts.

by mema118 November 14, 2010