are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018

Piss Driblets

Piss driblets- When you finish taking a piss but a little extra piss comes out after you put your pecker away, leaving little wet marks on your pants.

Khaki pants are notorious for making piss driblets highly visible.

Randy- Piss Driblets sir,

Lahey- Thats alright Randy, they'll dry.

by Pranas November 19, 2013

piss poor plan

A plan that is made with zero thought. It has no tangible structure. Normally the piss poor planning is realized only days before or during the event.

Garry is dead. We made a piss poor plan.

by the_red_blune October 30, 2014

pissappear

When you are out with someone and they go to the bathroom and skip out on you.

Dude, where is Steve? Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom. I bet he pissappeared, he wasn't feelin' this joint.

by jfitz77 December 14, 2014

Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016

zipless piss

Taking a piss without bothering to zip up your pants.

Unquestionably the zipless piss is the truest identifying hallmark of an alcoholic.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019

piss bat

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.

"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."

by humina February 8, 2007