pipe welder

Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans

Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

Cdp 11 10 90

by Bad mf November 7, 2013

Pied Piper

Used to describe a person talks often convincingly but who leads people into disaster .

DNC officials labeled Trump a “Pied Piper candidate”

by BernardZ December 1, 2016

Piper

A sweet caring girl, that falls in love for someone to soon and doesn't like being ignored and rejected by people she thought were her friends. And blames herself for everything but still love herself in every way.

"I wish Piper realized how good she is"

by pseudonymgirl2003 February 13, 2017

piefen

German word for smoking cannabis

A: Ich hab echt mal wieder bock zu piefen!
B: Ne, lass mal echt kein bock gerade...

by SUPERCRACKWHORES August 30, 2009

pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.

Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!

by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009

kool-aid pipeline

Donald Trump's Twitter feed.

The Kool-Aid Pipeline just informed me that saying "Merry Christmas" was basically illegal until Trump made it OK.

by Cage Britney December 17, 2018

drain pipes

jeans that fit tight to your legs all the way to your ankles (skinny jeans). very popular right now with alternative kids.

kid 1: im going to buy some drain pipes from topshop because theyre cool and that.
kid 2: oh yeah? how much are they?
kid 1: £60.
kid 2: buggar that get them in debenhams for £10!

by delaney mate. August 31, 2006