Pinocchio

Someone who wishes that they were a real boy

Trans-sexuals are modern day Pinocchio's.

by Richard_Carmicheal December 20, 2007

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006

Pinocchio

A sexual game played between a couple. Where in most case's the female would sit on the male's face allowing his nose to go into the sphynxter. While indulging in this activity the male can proceed to tell lies and his nose grows allowing more pleasure for the female, elimating the thought of lying not being a good thing to do.

Come here baby lets play Pinocchio.. You sit on my face, I tell lies, its lots of fun!..

by The Notebook October 6, 2005

Pinocchio Complex

Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.

If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?

A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?


These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.

by TEYZO April 15, 2009

pinochio

The method by which the male's orgasm is increased in intensity by his partner's "faking" or lying about their orgasm during intercourse. First described by Walt Disney back in the early 1900's.

Man I had a great Pinochio last night. She kept screaming louder and louder to make it better for me, but I knew it was fake because she was reading Cosmo while we did it.

by Skanky McStank March 28, 2007

Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011

Pinocchiophobia

The fear of lying puppets

I suffer from Pinocchiophobia. Is it my imagination, or are Phineas T. Bluster and Flub-a-Dub up to their old tricks?

by nebzil December 14, 2012